This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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