dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
my sisters under your porch take her home
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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