Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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