Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
