dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
