I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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