I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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