she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
