Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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