The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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