Nicole vs. Life
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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