My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
