Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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