I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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