Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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