There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Randomize
