Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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