your thong is hanging out like whoa
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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