Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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