After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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