Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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