i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I think i got beer on your cat.
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