Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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