So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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