like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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