The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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