Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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