i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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