There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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