So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
wow bdsm is so cute
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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