It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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