I just cut my nipple shaving
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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