That's when you crack a 10am beer
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Randomize
