Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
wow bdsm is so cute
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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