I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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