Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
my poor anus
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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