What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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