have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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