i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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