u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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