I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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