the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
babies were throwing up all over the place
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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