just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
