that's an acceptable place to lick
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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