Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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