it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
