Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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