Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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