When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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