I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Randomize
