North Korea, Best Korea!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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