the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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