I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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