it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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