Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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